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Friday, January 30, 2009

Thought this was funny

"1.We love to try new things2.We wear tight pants and tall boots3.We come equipped with chaps and spurs4.We'll use whips5.We are good with our hands6.We get a lot of practice7.We also are affectionate8.We are very flexible9.We are used to bite marks10.We have lots of stamina11.We don't mind working up a sweat12.We are used to getting bruises13.We get off easily14.We can mount with ease15.We know how to ride our mounts16.We have good hip control17.We can go the distance18.We like it dirty19.We do it in lots of places20.We'll ride for hours21.We can do it in the mud22.We enjoy performing in front of people23.We know how to rub 'em down24.We don't mind being bucked around25.We have our legs spread a lot26.We're always on top27.We can handle many speeds28.We like to be in control29.Letting our hips move in rhythm with our mount comes naturally30.We are used to a bouncy ride31.We know how fast or slow to go32.We can ride in many different positions33.We like rough rides34.We know how to drive from behind35.We can always hit the right spot36.We are used to the up-down, up-down movement37.Straddling is our natural position38.We like competitions to see who's best39.We like the feel of so much energy and power underneath us40.We can tame the studs41.We have the ability to make em perform their best42.We ride hard and put em' away wet43.When we fall, we get right back on and ride harder44.We can ride any size just as good45.We're used to having 1, 000 or more lbs. of muscle between our legs.46.We are very good at riding bareback47.We know how to ask for more when we want it48.We know how to handle a big girth49.We double team on occasions50.Even after a rough day we're ready to go again
You KNOW you like it"

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